NAJIB OPEN MARRIAGE INITIATIVE SERIES OF LAWS DESIGNED TO STIMULATE THE ECONOMY
ROMAH or not ROSMAH that is the question
The sun, in all likelihood, rises in the east and sets in the west. Glory be to god(s) who is/are, may or may not be. Long live democracy!
Religion is a great thing. To me it’s superb. But when sex abuse scandals rock the domain of religion, it sets you thinking. It’s some food for thought. Morality is a great thing. It’s worth holding onto. So where in religion–And I’m not naming any one– does the line get blurred. The whole of last year, saw a spurt in such news. News of abuse in religion is revealing. Let me not expound on it on the world-level. Because the Vatican scandal, albeit shocking, will handle itself. When there’s politics in religion–it get’s sorted. And may be the Catholic Church is slowly allowing itself to open up to a slightly more democratic system
Since Najib has a great deal of experience with the Divorce Industry, he has found really some neat ways to get the economy moving again.
This past May, a Kuwaiti activist named Salwa al-Mutairi ignited a firestorm of controversy by suggesting a radical solution to her country’s growing concern about adultery and premarital sex: why not import “sex slaves” to satisfy lustful Muslim men? Her proposal drew a torrent of criticism, but al-Mutairi remained undeterred, and even went a step further by claiming that her idea was Islamically legitimate. Muslims across the world fiercely rejected her proposal, insisting that al-Mutairi was not only wrong, but also ignorant of the basic tenets of Islam. In truth, however, her idea is not nearly as “un-Islamic” as its critics suggest, and their response reflects a widespread inability to engage with the Islamic tradition.
The Najib Open Marriage Initiative is a proposed (pun intended) series of laws designed to stimulate the economy with write-offs at the same time as writing off your current spouse.
Things like:
IRS will allow for a 75% deduction on any dates after a first date with the ‘Other’ Woman or the ‘New’Wife snatcher.
Hotel Trysts are covered as long as the Hotel Chain advertizes during UMNO Conventions .
A private investigator tailing a suspected spouse is allowed up to 15 hours per week for a 40% reimbursement. Anything over 20 Hours needs to be turned over to local law enforcement authorities.
Legal Fees for divorce attorneys, and serving papers are now certainly within IRS’s new guidelines.
A Bonus 15% allowance will be in play if the spouse to be bounced has a debilitating illness or cannot get up when the papers are served.
Mental health services for children of GO-MI will not be deductible. That would constitute a form of 1najibcare
GO-rosmah will allow even more lax laws for those who wish to completely abandon their original families. However, relocation expenses for the outgoing spouse will be fully reimbursable as long as the said spouse is dropping at least 2 socioeconomic levels.
GO-rosmah as these plans are in a state of flux, feel free to add any useful suggestions here for the Stimulus Plan.
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